In other news it's been a lazy couple of days...There were supposed to be huge storms today with tornado's to boot but they unded up going more south...good for me sad for them in the south!! I HATE TORNADOS!! I think i'm as afraid of them as someone who might be afraid of heights!! Yuck...another thing I'm afraid of?? FISH!! Wanna hear a funny story?!? To bad you get to anyway...
So my hubbie has been gone the past few days for a business trip...we had gotten some new fish the day he left to join the fish we've had forever... a couple of nights ago, i noticed they fish we've had forever (I swear he won't die!! He's even gone a week without being fed !!) was fighting with them (this was the second time after he killed a new fish we got last week...now let me make this clear...i LOATHE fish!! there was an incident in college (amber you know the one...) that has forever scarred me for life...i really cannot handle fish!! Hubbie tells me that i need to get the never dies fish out of the tank so he won't kill the $20 bucks of new fish we just put in...gag me...but I have to...so here I am posed with my yellow rubber gloves, a strainer and a slotted kitchen spoon (since my hubbie doesn't know where his fish net went...men!!) now this stupid fish won't cooperate and i'm doing everthing in my power not to get the icky fish water down my gloves...finally i get him cornered with the strainer and proceed to lift the fish out of the water...the stupid thing decided to jump right out of the strainer towards me!! I shudder just thinking about it!! It gets worse...he's now on the carpet flopping towards me...although i think it's more like he's CHASING ME!! I start freaking out and screaming and jumping around and crying...i can't leave the awful thing on the floor so I have to try and scoop him up...ACK!! It took me a few tries because it's kinda hard to see the stupid thing with your eyes closed but i get him in the spoon to put in a different jar...well he gets his second wind and jumps out again! This time he sticks to the side of the fish tank sliding down the whole way...well you may as well of just stuck a snake on my head i was screaming so bad....i finally get the dumb thing in the container and proceed to shudder and scream for a full 5 minutes calling the fish all the mean things i can!! i'm still shuddering just thinking about it!! i pulled out my bleach santizer and sprayed all over the carpet and the tank and my gloves and just about everything after that....I really hate fish...








3 comments:
Amanda you crack me up! Your fish story is priceless. You really need to do a layout of "Why I hate fish"....I know it's not funny to you and I totally understand detesting something that badly.
Also, I LOVVVEEEE your projects. Absolutely beautiful!
OMG Amanda, I am dying over here! That story is just too funny!!!
I LOVE the stuff you created with that kit! AWESOME work! What an inspiration you are!
Cheers,
Jaci
Hi,
Aunt dee again. Your mom said I had to read this story and she was right. You are so cute and I really can relate to your problem. Keep being sweet.
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